Made at least a dozen attempts over the last few days but nothing I write seems worth saying, let alone posting up for all eternity in cyberspace!
It seems the Muse has left me and is holidaying in the Bahamas (not necessarily my first choice, I prefer more land and less ocean).
Hope she's enjoying her time off, as I expect full and utter devotion to my cause on her return.
In the meantime, here's a ditty to entertain and bewilder:
There once was a Muse called Maisie
who was uncommonly lazy
her lack of application
drove her hapless poor human crazy!